singlepatriotsinyourarea:

every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad

posted 8 hours ago via iwishihadafather

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

posted 8 hours ago via scottthepilgrim
posted 8 hours ago via bunmom

ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

posted 9 hours ago via nasturbate

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

posted 9 hours ago via seriously-youknow
lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

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posted 9 hours ago via rlymax

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posted 9 hours ago via weaknudes

lucyintheskywithdiamonds16:

avengette:

omgmyfeels:

imsirius:


Some HP characters + correct eye colors

Voldy looks terrifying

He’s supposed to be

I CAN REST EASY NOW

posted 9 hours ago via n-kenway